Axiom 1: At least one story exists.
Axiom 2: There exists an “empty story,” i.e. a story where nothing happens.
Axiom 3: Two stories are the same if and only if they contain the same events in the same order.
Axiom 4: If is a story and is a story, “ then ” is also a story.
Axiom 5: For every story , there exists a story that contains story . In this case we say that is a telling of .
Axiom 6: A story exists that contains the empty story, the story containing the empty story, the story containing that story, the one containing that, etc. forever. This is called the neverending story.
Since there is a story where nothing happens, there is also a story that is a telling of that empty story. As a result, the story where nothing happens and then someone tells a story about nothing happening is also a story. This can keep on going indefinitely, populating the entire universe of stories with retellings about nothing.